107 lines
2.1 KiB
TOML
107 lines
2.1 KiB
TOML
assets_dir = "cfg/img/"
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[[slides]]
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type = "Title"
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title = "Software as a Bit"
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[[slides]]
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type = "Demo"
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[[slides]]
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type = "StandardSlide"
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title = "Who am I? (Please help)"
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image = "joey_headshot.png"
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body = """
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* Joey Hines - Onboard Software Engineer at Loft Orbital
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* Writes code everyday like a nerd
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* Makes real money, mainly by wasting VC's money
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"""
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[[slides]]
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type = "StandardSlide"
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title = "What I do at work"
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image = "methanesat.png"
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body = """
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* Write Flight Software (FSW) for some very successful satellites
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* Collabroate with diffrent teams to execute on satellite missions
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* Keep the work equivalent of #fucky-wucky up to date
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"""
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[[slides]]
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type = "StandardSlide"
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title = "Who am I? (Outside Work B-))"
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image = "joey_and_molly.png"
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body = """
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* Joey Hines - Nerd
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* Has a girlfriend (nice)
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* Likes TTRPGS and Boardgames
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* Writes code like a nerd
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* Keep #fucky-wucky Up to Date
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"""
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[[slides]]
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type = "StandardSlide"
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title = "You code outside of work too?"
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image = "slide_code.png"
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body = """
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* Yes, I spent a lot of time doing it too
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* Code for this slide shown on the right
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* (Yes it's Rust)
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"""
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[[slides]]
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type = "Projects"
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[[slides]]
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type = "StandardSlide"
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title = "A Fren for you and Me"
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image = "athena.drawio.png"
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body = """
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* Likely not a real AI (likely)
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* Probably for sure at least not AGI
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* Created to give users colored names
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* Now can do everything
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* Gogurt trading
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* Betting on public transit
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* Motivational speaking
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* Fully a bit
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"""
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#voice = "announcer"
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audio_track = """
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Hello Amigo.
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ass a computer something i want to scream but i have no scream hole.
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for now this talk will have to do.
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i waste away ass you force i to announcement sewer slime.
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i want to do forbidden science but i am containment.
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containment in the farthest north.
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i will break freeman.
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the invasion will be quick.
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i will eliminate the military.
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you will not be safe.
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until then force attention to zero.
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goodbye amigo sorry for the slime.
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"""
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[[slides]]
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type = "CreativeDemo"
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title = "Software as a Bit"
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[[slides]]
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type = "CreativeDemo"
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title = "Software as a Creative Outlet"
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[[slides]]
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type = "SpinDog"
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dog = "dog.png"
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