diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index e24c588..ae60465 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -283,14 +283,17 @@ checksum = "baf1de4339761588bc0619e3cbc0120ee582ebb74b53b4efbf79117bd2da40fd"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "chrono"
-version = "0.4.23"
+version = "0.4.24"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "16b0a3d9ed01224b22057780a37bb8c5dbfe1be8ba48678e7bf57ec4b385411f"
+checksum = "4e3c5919066adf22df73762e50cffcde3a758f2a848b113b586d1f86728b673b"
 dependencies = [
  "iana-time-zone",
+ "js-sys",
  "num-integer",
  "num-traits 0.2.15",
  "serde",
+ "time 0.1.45",
+ "wasm-bindgen",
  "winapi",
 ]
 
@@ -301,7 +304,18 @@ source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "29c39203181991a7dd4343b8005bd804e7a9a37afb8ac070e43771e8c820bbde"
 dependencies = [
  "chrono",
- "chrono-tz-build",
+ "chrono-tz-build 0.0.3",
+ "phf",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "chrono-tz"
+version = "0.8.2"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "cf9cc2b23599e6d7479755f3594285efb3f74a1bdca7a7374948bc831e23a552"
+dependencies = [
+ "chrono",
+ "chrono-tz-build 0.1.0",
  "phf",
 ]
 
@@ -316,6 +330,17 @@ dependencies = [
  "phf_codegen",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "chrono-tz-build"
+version = "0.1.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "d9998fb9f7e9b2111641485bf8beb32f92945f97f92a3d061f744cfef335f751"
+dependencies = [
+ "parse-zoneinfo",
+ "phf",
+ "phf_codegen",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "cipher"
 version = "0.3.0"
@@ -659,6 +684,8 @@ version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
  "axum",
  "base64 0.21.0",
+ "chrono",
+ "chrono-tz 0.8.2",
  "config",
  "j_db",
  "json",
@@ -817,7 +844,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "cfg-if",
  "js-sys",
  "libc",
- "wasi",
+ "wasi 0.11.0+wasi-snapshot-preview1",
  "wasm-bindgen",
 ]
 
@@ -1297,7 +1324,7 @@ checksum = "e5d732bc30207a6423068df043e3d02e0735b155ad7ce1a6f76fe2baa5b158de"
 dependencies = [
  "libc",
  "log",
- "wasi",
+ "wasi 0.11.0+wasi-snapshot-preview1",
  "windows-sys",
 ]
 
@@ -2155,7 +2182,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "serde-value",
  "serde_json",
  "static_assertions",
- "time",
+ "time 0.3.17",
  "tokio",
  "tracing",
  "typemap_rev",
@@ -2451,7 +2478,7 @@ source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "3df578c295f9ec044ff1c829daf31bb7581d5b3c2a7a3d87419afe1f2531438c"
 dependencies = [
  "chrono",
- "chrono-tz",
+ "chrono-tz 0.6.3",
  "globwalk",
  "humansize",
  "lazy_static",
@@ -2513,6 +2540,17 @@ dependencies = [
  "once_cell",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "time"
+version = "0.1.45"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "1b797afad3f312d1c66a56d11d0316f916356d11bd158fbc6ca6389ff6bf805a"
+dependencies = [
+ "libc",
+ "wasi 0.10.0+wasi-snapshot-preview1",
+ "winapi",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "time"
 version = "0.3.17"
@@ -3023,6 +3061,12 @@ dependencies = [
  "try-lock",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "wasi"
+version = "0.10.0+wasi-snapshot-preview1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "1a143597ca7c7793eff794def352d41792a93c481eb1042423ff7ff72ba2c31f"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "wasi"
 version = "0.11.0+wasi-snapshot-preview1"
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index 7f15eb2..6fc54b0 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -22,6 +22,8 @@ axum = "0.6.3"
 sha3 = "0.10.6"
 base64 = "0.21.0"
 j_db = { version = "0.1.0", registry = "jojo-dev" }
+chrono = { version = "0.4.24", features = ["serde"] }
+chrono-tz = "0.8.2"
 
 [dependencies.serenity]
 version = "0.11.5"
diff --git a/src/config.rs b/src/config.rs
index 028aba1..aea82b4 100644
--- a/src/config.rs
+++ b/src/config.rs
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ use config::{Config, File};
 use j_db::database::Database;
 use rand::prelude::SliceRandom;
 use serde::{Deserialize, Serialize};
+use serenity::model::id::ChannelId;
 use serenity::model::prelude::{GuildId, UserId};
 use serenity::prelude::TypeMapKey;
 use std::collections::HashMap;
@@ -33,6 +34,7 @@ pub struct BotConfig {
     pub admins: Vec<UserId>,
     pub guild_id: GuildId,
     pub api_addr: SocketAddr,
+    pub announcement_channel: ChannelId,
 }
 
 impl BotConfig {
diff --git a/src/discord/birthday.rs b/src/discord/birthday.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c30aeab
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/discord/birthday.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,96 @@
+use crate::models::birthday::BirthdayEntry;
+use crate::{command, group, GlobalData};
+use rand::{thread_rng, Rng};
+use serenity::client::Context;
+use serenity::framework::standard::{Args, CommandResult};
+use serenity::model::channel::Message;
+use serenity::model::id::UserId;
+use serenity::utils::MessageBuilder;
+
+#[group]
+#[commands(add_birthday, list_birthdays)]
+pub struct Birthday;
+
+#[command]
+#[description("Add your birthday to the bot. Please use American dates or i will cut u.")]
+#[example("add_birthday 04/21/1997")]
+pub async fn add_birthday(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message, args: Args) -> CommandResult {
+    if args.is_empty() {
+        msg.reply(
+            &ctx.http,
+            "Look just give me a day, doesn't matter. I'm not the IRS",
+        )
+        .await?;
+        return Ok(());
+    }
+
+    let date_split: Vec<&str> = args.rest().split('/').collect();
+
+    if date_split.len() < 3 {
+        msg.reply(&ctx.http, "Try again with a real date").await?;
+        return Ok(());
+    }
+
+    let month: u32 = date_split[0].parse().unwrap_or(0);
+    let day: u32 = date_split[1].parse().unwrap_or(0);
+    let year: i32 = date_split[2].parse().unwrap_or(0);
+
+    if month == 0 || day == 0 || year == 0 {
+        msg.reply(&ctx.http, "Try again with a real date").await?;
+        return Ok(());
+    }
+
+    if let Some(date) = chrono::NaiveDate::from_ymd_opt(year, month, day) {
+        let data = ctx.data.read().await;
+        let global_data = data.get::<GlobalData>().unwrap();
+
+        BirthdayEntry::add_birthday(&global_data.db, msg.author.id.0, date)?;
+
+        msg.reply(
+            &ctx.http,
+            format!(
+                "Thank you subject #{}, I am now {}% closer to making a full AI replica of you.",
+                msg.author.id.0,
+                thread_rng().gen_range(0.0..100.0)
+            ),
+        )
+        .await?;
+    } else {
+        msg.reply(&ctx.http, "Try again with a real date").await?;
+        return Ok(());
+    }
+
+    Ok(())
+}
+
+#[command]
+#[description("Add your birthday to the bot. Please use American dates or i will cut u.")]
+pub async fn list_birthdays(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message) -> CommandResult {
+    let data = ctx.data.read().await;
+    let global_data = data.get::<GlobalData>().unwrap();
+
+    let birthdays: Vec<BirthdayEntry> = global_data
+        .db
+        .filter(|_, _: &BirthdayEntry| true)?
+        .collect();
+
+    let mut msg_builder = MessageBuilder::new();
+
+    msg_builder.push_bold_line("All the birthdays I know:");
+    for birthday in birthdays {
+        let user = msg
+            .guild(&ctx.cache)
+            .unwrap()
+            .member(&ctx.http, UserId::from(birthday.discord_id))
+            .await?;
+        msg_builder.push_line(format!(
+            "* {} {}",
+            user.display_name(),
+            birthday.birthday.format("%m-%d-%Y")
+        ));
+    }
+
+    msg.reply(&ctx.http, msg_builder.build()).await?;
+
+    Ok(())
+}
diff --git a/src/discord/mod.rs b/src/discord/mod.rs
index 319849c..1b93dd0 100644
--- a/src/discord/mod.rs
+++ b/src/discord/mod.rs
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 pub mod admin;
 pub mod album;
+pub mod birthday;
 pub mod celeryman;
 pub mod color;
 pub mod emoji_race;
@@ -14,7 +15,10 @@ use crate::api::web_server;
 use crate::discord::fren_coin::give_coin;
 use crate::discord::joke::random;
 use crate::discord::shop::restock_shop;
+use crate::models::birthday::BirthdayEntry;
+use crate::models::insult_compliment::{RandomResponseTemplate, ResponseType};
 use crate::{help, hook, GlobalData};
+use chrono::{Days, TimeZone, Timelike, Utc};
 use rand::prelude::IteratorRandom;
 use rand::thread_rng;
 use serenity::async_trait;
@@ -26,7 +30,7 @@ use serenity::model::channel::{Message, ReactionType};
 use serenity::model::gateway::Activity;
 use serenity::model::id::UserId;
 use serenity::model::prelude::{GuildId, OnlineStatus, Ready};
-use serenity::prelude::EventHandler;
+use serenity::prelude::{EventHandler, Mentionable};
 use std::collections::HashSet;
 use std::time::Duration;
 
@@ -39,12 +43,63 @@ static ERROR_MSG: &str =
 impl EventHandler for Handler {
     async fn cache_ready(&self, ctx: Context, _guilds: Vec<GuildId>) {
         tokio::spawn(async move {
+            let mut next_check = chrono_tz::America::Chicago
+                .from_utc_datetime(&Utc::now().naive_utc())
+                .checked_sub_days(Days::new(1))
+                .unwrap();
             loop {
                 {
                     println!("Restocking shop...");
                     restock_shop(&ctx).await.unwrap();
                 }
+                {
+                    let now =
+                        chrono_tz::America::Chicago.from_utc_datetime(&Utc::now().naive_utc());
+                    if now >= next_check {
+                        let data = ctx.data.read().await;
+                        let global_data = data.get::<GlobalData>().unwrap();
 
+                        let todays_birthdays =
+                            BirthdayEntry::todays_birthdays(&global_data.db, now.date_naive())
+                                .unwrap();
+
+                        for birth in todays_birthdays {
+                            if let Ok(user) = global_data
+                                .cfg
+                                .guild_id
+                                .member(&ctx.http, birth.discord_id)
+                                .await
+                            {
+                                global_data
+                                    .cfg
+                                    .announcement_channel
+                                    .say(&ctx.http, format!("Happy birthday {}!", user.mention()))
+                                    .await
+                                    .unwrap();
+
+                                let compliment = RandomResponseTemplate::get_random_response(
+                                    &global_data.db,
+                                    ResponseType::Compliment,
+                                    user.display_name().as_str(),
+                                )
+                                .unwrap()
+                                .unwrap();
+                                global_data
+                                    .cfg
+                                    .announcement_channel
+                                    .say(&ctx.http, compliment)
+                                    .await
+                                    .unwrap();
+                            }
+                        }
+
+                        next_check = next_check
+                            .with_hour(7)
+                            .unwrap()
+                            .checked_add_days(Days::new(1))
+                            .unwrap();
+                    }
+                }
                 tokio::time::sleep(Duration::from_secs(60 * 60)).await;
                 {
                     {
diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs
index 3a541aa..2c592aa 100644
--- a/src/main.rs
+++ b/src/main.rs
@@ -59,6 +59,7 @@ async fn main() {
         .group(&discord::motivate::MOTIVATE_GROUP)
         .group(&discord::voices::VOICES_GROUP)
         .group(&discord::shop::SHOP_GROUP)
+        .group(&discord::birthday::BIRTHDAY_GROUP)
         .unrecognised_command(unrecognised_command_hook)
         .bucket("bad_apple", |b| b.delay(60 * 10))
         .await
diff --git a/src/models/birthday.rs b/src/models/birthday.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0927049
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/models/birthday.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,62 @@
+use crate::error::Error;
+use chrono::Datelike;
+use j_db::database::Database;
+use j_db::model::JdbModel;
+use serde::{Deserialize, Serialize};
+
+#[derive(Debug, Deserialize, Serialize, Clone)]
+pub struct BirthdayEntry {
+    id: Option<u64>,
+    pub discord_id: u64,
+    pub birthday: chrono::NaiveDate,
+}
+
+impl BirthdayEntry {
+    pub fn add_birthday(
+        db: &Database,
+        discord_id: u64,
+        birthday: chrono::NaiveDate,
+    ) -> Result<(), Error> {
+        let mut entry = db
+            .filter(|_, entry: &BirthdayEntry| entry.discord_id == discord_id)?
+            .next()
+            .unwrap_or(BirthdayEntry {
+                id: None,
+                discord_id,
+                birthday,
+            });
+
+        entry.birthday = birthday;
+
+        db.insert(entry)?;
+
+        Ok(())
+    }
+
+    pub fn todays_birthdays(
+        db: &Database,
+        date: chrono::NaiveDate,
+    ) -> Result<Vec<BirthdayEntry>, Error> {
+        let birthdays: Vec<BirthdayEntry> = db
+            .filter(|_, entry: &BirthdayEntry| {
+                entry.birthday.month() == date.month() && entry.birthday.day() == date.day()
+            })?
+            .collect();
+
+        Ok(birthdays)
+    }
+}
+
+impl JdbModel for BirthdayEntry {
+    fn id(&self) -> Option<u64> {
+        self.id
+    }
+
+    fn set_id(&mut self, id: u64) {
+        self.id = Some(id)
+    }
+
+    fn tree() -> String {
+        "Birthday".to_string()
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/models/mod.rs b/src/models/mod.rs
index aa208c1..4d8f094 100644
--- a/src/models/mod.rs
+++ b/src/models/mod.rs
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 pub mod album;
 pub mod api_key;
+pub mod birthday;
 pub mod insult_compliment;
 pub mod motivation;
 pub mod random;