diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index d5ddd27..8393cc3 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -19,6 +19,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "version_check",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "aho-corasick"
+version = "0.7.20"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "cc936419f96fa211c1b9166887b38e5e40b19958e5b895be7c1f93adec7071ac"
+dependencies = [
+ "memchr",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "android_system_properties"
 version = "0.1.5"
@@ -102,6 +111,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "generic-array",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "bstr"
+version = "0.2.17"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "ba3569f383e8f1598449f1a423e72e99569137b47740b1da11ef19af3d5c3223"
+dependencies = [
+ "memchr",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "bumpalo"
 version = "3.11.1"
@@ -145,6 +163,28 @@ dependencies = [
  "winapi",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "chrono-tz"
+version = "0.6.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "29c39203181991a7dd4343b8005bd804e7a9a37afb8ac070e43771e8c820bbde"
+dependencies = [
+ "chrono",
+ "chrono-tz-build",
+ "phf",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "chrono-tz-build"
+version = "0.0.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "6f509c3a87b33437b05e2458750a0700e5bdd6956176773e6c7d6dd15a283a0c"
+dependencies = [
+ "parse-zoneinfo",
+ "phf",
+ "phf_codegen",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "clap"
 version = "2.34.0"
@@ -234,6 +274,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "cfg-if",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "crossbeam-utils"
+version = "0.8.14"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "4fb766fa798726286dbbb842f174001dab8abc7b627a1dd86e0b7222a95d929f"
+dependencies = [
+ "cfg-if",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "crypto-common"
 version = "0.1.6"
@@ -302,6 +351,12 @@ dependencies = [
  "serde",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "deunicode"
+version = "0.4.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "850878694b7933ca4c9569d30a34b55031b9b139ee1fc7b94a527c4ef960d690"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "digest"
 version = "0.10.5"
@@ -381,11 +436,13 @@ name = "fren"
 version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
  "config",
+ "ndm",
  "rand",
  "reqwest",
  "serde",
  "serenity",
  "structopt",
+ "tera",
  "tokio",
  "toml",
 ]
@@ -476,6 +533,30 @@ dependencies = [
  "wasi",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "globset"
+version = "0.4.9"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "0a1e17342619edbc21a964c2afbeb6c820c6a2560032872f397bb97ea127bd0a"
+dependencies = [
+ "aho-corasick",
+ "bstr",
+ "fnv",
+ "log",
+ "regex",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "globwalk"
+version = "0.8.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "93e3af942408868f6934a7b85134a3230832b9977cf66125df2f9edcfce4ddcc"
+dependencies = [
+ "bitflags",
+ "ignore",
+ "walkdir",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "h2"
 version = "0.3.15"
@@ -556,6 +637,12 @@ version = "1.0.2"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "c4a1e36c821dbe04574f602848a19f742f4fb3c98d40449f11bcad18d6b17421"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "humansize"
+version = "1.1.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "02296996cb8796d7c6e3bc2d9211b7802812d36999a51bb754123ead7d37d026"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "hyper"
 version = "0.14.23"
@@ -640,6 +727,24 @@ dependencies = [
  "unicode-normalization",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "ignore"
+version = "0.4.18"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "713f1b139373f96a2e0ce3ac931cd01ee973c3c5dd7c40c0c2efe96ad2b6751d"
+dependencies = [
+ "crossbeam-utils",
+ "globset",
+ "lazy_static",
+ "log",
+ "memchr",
+ "regex",
+ "same-file",
+ "thread_local",
+ "walkdir",
+ "winapi-util",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "indexmap"
 version = "1.9.1"
@@ -810,6 +915,19 @@ dependencies = [
  "tempfile",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "ndm"
+version = "0.9.9"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "9a8e810798e353350b02c1d5ef5ac7bde5ace82c731a930452abd7c2b99f7b72"
+dependencies = [
+ "lazy_static",
+ "rand",
+ "regex",
+ "serde",
+ "serde_json",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "nom"
 version = "7.1.1"
@@ -942,6 +1060,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "windows-sys 0.42.0",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "parse-zoneinfo"
+version = "0.3.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "c705f256449c60da65e11ff6626e0c16a0a0b96aaa348de61376b249bc340f41"
+dependencies = [
+ "regex",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "pathdiff"
 version = "0.2.1"
@@ -998,6 +1125,45 @@ dependencies = [
  "sha1",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "phf"
+version = "0.11.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "928c6535de93548188ef63bb7c4036bd415cd8f36ad25af44b9789b2ee72a48c"
+dependencies = [
+ "phf_shared",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "phf_codegen"
+version = "0.11.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "a56ac890c5e3ca598bbdeaa99964edb5b0258a583a9eb6ef4e89fc85d9224770"
+dependencies = [
+ "phf_generator",
+ "phf_shared",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "phf_generator"
+version = "0.11.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "b1181c94580fa345f50f19d738aaa39c0ed30a600d95cb2d3e23f94266f14fbf"
+dependencies = [
+ "phf_shared",
+ "rand",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "phf_shared"
+version = "0.11.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "e1fb5f6f826b772a8d4c0394209441e7d37cbbb967ae9c7e0e8134365c9ee676"
+dependencies = [
+ "siphasher",
+ "uncased",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "pin-project-lite"
 version = "0.2.9"
@@ -1103,6 +1269,23 @@ dependencies = [
  "bitflags",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "regex"
+version = "1.7.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "e076559ef8e241f2ae3479e36f97bd5741c0330689e217ad51ce2c76808b868a"
+dependencies = [
+ "aho-corasick",
+ "memchr",
+ "regex-syntax",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "regex-syntax"
+version = "0.6.28"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "456c603be3e8d448b072f410900c09faf164fbce2d480456f50eea6e25f9c848"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "remove_dir_all"
 version = "0.5.3"
@@ -1219,6 +1402,15 @@ version = "1.0.11"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "4501abdff3ae82a1c1b477a17252eb69cee9e66eb915c1abaa4f44d873df9f09"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "same-file"
+version = "1.0.6"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "93fc1dc3aaa9bfed95e02e6eadabb4baf7e3078b0bd1b4d7b6b0b68378900502"
+dependencies = [
+ "winapi-util",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "schannel"
 version = "0.1.20"
@@ -1384,6 +1576,12 @@ dependencies = [
  "digest",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "siphasher"
+version = "0.3.10"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "7bd3e3206899af3f8b12af284fafc038cc1dc2b41d1b89dd17297221c5d225de"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "slab"
 version = "0.4.7"
@@ -1393,6 +1591,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "autocfg",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "slug"
+version = "0.1.4"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "b3bc762e6a4b6c6fcaade73e77f9ebc6991b676f88bb2358bddb56560f073373"
+dependencies = [
+ "deunicode",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "smallvec"
 version = "1.10.0"
@@ -1476,6 +1683,28 @@ dependencies = [
  "winapi",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "tera"
+version = "1.17.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "3df578c295f9ec044ff1c829daf31bb7581d5b3c2a7a3d87419afe1f2531438c"
+dependencies = [
+ "chrono",
+ "chrono-tz",
+ "globwalk",
+ "humansize",
+ "lazy_static",
+ "percent-encoding",
+ "pest",
+ "pest_derive",
+ "rand",
+ "regex",
+ "serde",
+ "serde_json",
+ "slug",
+ "unic-segment",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "termcolor"
 version = "1.1.3"
@@ -1514,6 +1743,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "syn",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "thread_local"
+version = "1.1.4"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "5516c27b78311c50bf42c071425c560ac799b11c30b31f87e3081965fe5e0180"
+dependencies = [
+ "once_cell",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "time"
 version = "0.3.17"
@@ -1713,6 +1951,65 @@ version = "0.1.5"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "9e79c4d996edb816c91e4308506774452e55e95c3c9de07b6729e17e15a5ef81"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "uncased"
+version = "0.9.7"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "09b01702b0fd0b3fadcf98e098780badda8742d4f4a7676615cad90e8ac73622"
+dependencies = [
+ "version_check",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "unic-char-property"
+version = "0.9.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "a8c57a407d9b6fa02b4795eb81c5b6652060a15a7903ea981f3d723e6c0be221"
+dependencies = [
+ "unic-char-range",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "unic-char-range"
+version = "0.9.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "0398022d5f700414f6b899e10b8348231abf9173fa93144cbc1a43b9793c1fbc"
+
+[[package]]
+name = "unic-common"
+version = "0.9.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "80d7ff825a6a654ee85a63e80f92f054f904f21e7d12da4e22f9834a4aaa35bc"
+
+[[package]]
+name = "unic-segment"
+version = "0.9.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "e4ed5d26be57f84f176157270c112ef57b86debac9cd21daaabbe56db0f88f23"
+dependencies = [
+ "unic-ucd-segment",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "unic-ucd-segment"
+version = "0.9.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "2079c122a62205b421f499da10f3ee0f7697f012f55b675e002483c73ea34700"
+dependencies = [
+ "unic-char-property",
+ "unic-char-range",
+ "unic-ucd-version",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "unic-ucd-version"
+version = "0.9.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "96bd2f2237fe450fcd0a1d2f5f4e91711124f7857ba2e964247776ebeeb7b0c4"
+dependencies = [
+ "unic-common",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "unicase"
 version = "2.6.0"
@@ -1803,6 +2100,17 @@ version = "0.9.4"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "49874b5167b65d7193b8aba1567f5c7d93d001cafc34600cee003eda787e483f"
 
+[[package]]
+name = "walkdir"
+version = "2.3.2"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "808cf2735cd4b6866113f648b791c6adc5714537bc222d9347bb203386ffda56"
+dependencies = [
+ "same-file",
+ "winapi",
+ "winapi-util",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "want"
 version = "0.3.0"
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index c71a3d6..03010a7 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -12,6 +12,8 @@ reqwest = "0.11.12"
 serde = "1.0.147"
 toml = "0.5.9"
 rand = "0.8.5"
+tera = "1.17.1"
+ndm = "0.9.9"
 
 [dependencies.serenity]
 version = "0.11.5"
diff --git a/src/config.rs b/src/config.rs
index 7a46f45..0edfb4e 100644
--- a/src/config.rs
+++ b/src/config.rs
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ use serenity::model::prelude::UserId;
 use serenity::prelude::TypeMapKey;
 use std::path::{Path, PathBuf};
 use structopt::StructOpt;
+use tera::Tera;
 
 #[derive(Debug, StructOpt)]
 #[structopt(name = "fren", about = "Friend Bot")]
@@ -45,9 +46,10 @@ impl BotConfig {
     }
 }
 
-#[derive(Debug, Clone, Default)]
+#[derive(Debug, Clone)]
 pub struct BotState {
     pub accepted_nsfw: Option<UserId>,
+    pub fortune_templates: Tera,
 }
 
 #[derive(Debug)]
@@ -57,6 +59,27 @@ pub struct GlobalData {
     pub bot_state: BotState,
 }
 
+impl GlobalData {
+    pub fn new(args: Args, cfg: BotConfig) -> Self {
+        let mut fortune_templates = Tera::default();
+
+        for (idx, fortune) in cfg.fortunes.iter().enumerate() {
+            fortune_templates
+                .add_raw_template(&idx.to_string(), fortune)
+                .unwrap();
+        }
+
+        Self {
+            args,
+            cfg,
+            bot_state: BotState {
+                accepted_nsfw: None,
+                fortune_templates,
+            },
+        }
+    }
+}
+
 impl TypeMapKey for GlobalData {
     type Value = GlobalData;
 }
diff --git a/src/discord/album.rs b/src/discord/album.rs
index a63e1a3..e92d5b1 100644
--- a/src/discord/album.rs
+++ b/src/discord/album.rs
@@ -1,8 +1,6 @@
 use crate::config::AlbumConfig;
 use crate::error::Error;
-use crate::imgur::Image;
 use crate::{command, group, imgur, GlobalData};
-use rand::prelude::SliceRandom;
 use serenity::client::Context;
 use serenity::framework::standard::{Args, CommandResult};
 use serenity::model::channel::Message;
@@ -132,7 +130,7 @@ pub async fn parse_album(
         .find(|album| album.name.to_lowercase() == album_name);
 
     if let Some(album) = album {
-        match get_image(album, global_data, tags).await {
+        match imgur::get_image(album, global_data, tags).await {
             Ok(image) => {
                 if let Some(image) = image {
                     msg.reply(&ctx.http, &image.link).await?;
@@ -149,35 +147,3 @@ pub async fn parse_album(
 
     Ok(())
 }
-
-async fn get_image(
-    album_config: &AlbumConfig,
-    global_data: &GlobalData,
-    tags: Vec<&str>,
-) -> Result<Option<Image>, Error> {
-    let album =
-        imgur::get_album_images(&global_data.cfg.imgur_client_id, &album_config.album_id).await?;
-    let mut rng = rand::thread_rng();
-
-    let album = if tags.is_empty() {
-        album
-    } else {
-        album
-            .iter()
-            .filter(|img| {
-                for tag in &tags {
-                    if let Some(desc) = &img.description {
-                        if desc.to_lowercase().contains(&tag.to_lowercase()) {
-                            return true;
-                        }
-                    }
-                }
-
-                false
-            })
-            .cloned()
-            .collect()
-    };
-
-    Ok(album.choose(&mut rng).cloned())
-}
diff --git a/src/discord/joke.rs b/src/discord/joke.rs
index 434d92a..34ba432 100644
--- a/src/discord/joke.rs
+++ b/src/discord/joke.rs
@@ -1,11 +1,14 @@
+use crate::error::Error;
+use crate::imgur::get_image;
 use crate::{command, group, GlobalData};
-use rand::prelude::SliceRandom;
+use rand::prelude::IteratorRandom;
 use rand::thread_rng;
 use reqwest::Client;
 use serde::{Deserialize, Serialize};
 use serenity::client::Context;
 use serenity::framework::standard::{Args, CommandResult};
 use serenity::model::channel::Message;
+use std::collections::HashMap;
 
 #[derive(Clone, Serialize, Deserialize)]
 struct DadJoke {
@@ -38,23 +41,63 @@ async fn dad_joke(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message, _args: Args) -> CommandResult {
     Ok(())
 }
 
+#[derive(Serialize, Deserialize)]
+struct FortuneCtx {
+    user: serenity::model::guild::Member,
+    random_image: HashMap<String, String>,
+}
+
+impl FortuneCtx {
+    pub async fn new(
+        user: serenity::model::guild::Member,
+        global_data: &GlobalData,
+    ) -> Result<Self, Error> {
+        let mut random_image: HashMap<String, String> = HashMap::new();
+
+        for album in &global_data.cfg.albums {
+            let image = get_image(album, global_data, Vec::new()).await?;
+
+            if let Some(image) = image {
+                random_image.insert(album.name.clone(), image.link);
+            }
+        }
+
+        Ok(Self { user, random_image })
+    }
+}
+
 #[command]
 #[only_in(guilds)]
 #[aliases("8ball")]
-#[description("Ask your dad")]
+#[description("Use as your own risk")]
 async fn fortune(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message, _args: Args) -> CommandResult {
     let data = ctx.data.read().await;
     let global_data = data.get::<GlobalData>().unwrap();
 
-    let fortune = {
+    let fortune_template = {
         let mut rng = thread_rng();
-
-        global_data.cfg.fortunes.choose(&mut rng)
+        global_data
+            .bot_state
+            .fortune_templates
+            .get_template_names()
+            .choose(&mut rng)
     };
 
-    let reply = match fortune {
-        None => "Sorry kid, all out of fortunes.".to_string(),
-        Some(msg) => msg.clone(),
+    let guild_member = msg
+        .guild(&ctx.cache)
+        .unwrap()
+        .member(&ctx.http, msg.author.id)
+        .await?;
+
+    let fortune_ctx = FortuneCtx::new(guild_member, global_data).await?;
+
+    let reply = if let Some(fortune_template) = fortune_template {
+        global_data.bot_state.fortune_templates.render(
+            fortune_template,
+            &tera::Context::from_serialize(&fortune_ctx)?,
+        )?
+    } else {
+        "Sorry kid, all out of fortunes.".to_string()
     };
 
     msg.reply(&ctx.http, reply).await?;
diff --git a/src/error.rs b/src/error.rs
index b03b54d..44385e9 100644
--- a/src/error.rs
+++ b/src/error.rs
@@ -1,14 +1,19 @@
 use crate::imgur::ImgurError;
+use serde::ser::StdError;
 use std::fmt::{Display, Formatter};
 
 #[derive(Debug)]
 #[allow(clippy::enum_variant_names)]
+#[allow(dead_code)]
 pub enum Error {
     ConfigError(config::ConfigError),
     ImgurError(ImgurError),
     SerenityError(serenity::Error),
+    TeraError(tera::Error),
 }
 
+impl StdError for Error {}
+
 impl From<config::ConfigError> for Error {
     fn from(e: config::ConfigError) -> Self {
         Self::ConfigError(e)
@@ -33,6 +38,7 @@ impl Display for Error {
             Error::ConfigError(e) => write!(f, "Config error: {}", e),
             Error::ImgurError(e) => write!(f, "Imgur error: {}", e),
             Error::SerenityError(e) => write!(f, "Discord error: {}", e),
+            Error::TeraError(e) => write!(f, "Tera error: {}", e),
         }
     }
 }
diff --git a/src/imgur/mod.rs b/src/imgur/mod.rs
index ce0dfd2..7ce8b54 100644
--- a/src/imgur/mod.rs
+++ b/src/imgur/mod.rs
@@ -1,3 +1,7 @@
+use crate::config::AlbumConfig;
+use crate::error::Error;
+use crate::GlobalData;
+use rand::prelude::SliceRandom;
 use reqwest::Client;
 use serde::{Deserialize, Serialize};
 use std::fmt::{Display, Formatter};
@@ -71,3 +75,34 @@ pub async fn get_album_images(client_id: &str, album_hash: &str) -> Result<Vec<I
         ))
     }
 }
+
+pub async fn get_image(
+    album_config: &AlbumConfig,
+    global_data: &GlobalData,
+    tags: Vec<&str>,
+) -> Result<Option<Image>, Error> {
+    let album = get_album_images(&global_data.cfg.imgur_client_id, &album_config.album_id).await?;
+    let mut rng = rand::thread_rng();
+
+    let album = if tags.is_empty() {
+        album
+    } else {
+        album
+            .iter()
+            .filter(|img| {
+                for tag in &tags {
+                    if let Some(desc) = &img.description {
+                        if desc.to_lowercase().contains(&tag.to_lowercase()) {
+                            return true;
+                        }
+                    }
+                }
+
+                false
+            })
+            .cloned()
+            .collect()
+    };
+
+    Ok(album.choose(&mut rng).cloned())
+}
diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs
index 72518e9..b5c3a4b 100644
--- a/src/main.rs
+++ b/src/main.rs
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ mod discord;
 mod error;
 mod imgur;
 
-use crate::config::{Args, BotConfig, BotState, GlobalData};
+use crate::config::{Args, BotConfig, GlobalData};
 use crate::discord::unrecognised_command_hook;
 use serenity::framework::standard::macros::{command, group, help, hook};
 use serenity::framework::standard::StandardFramework;
@@ -22,11 +22,7 @@ async fn main() {
         }
     };
 
-    let global_data = GlobalData {
-        args,
-        cfg,
-        bot_state: BotState::default(),
-    };
+    let global_data = GlobalData::new(args, cfg);
 
     let framework = StandardFramework::new()
         .configure(|c| c.with_whitespace(true).prefix("!").ignore_bots(true))